What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?